Post by flamingkillamajig on Jul 22, 2013 17:08:25 GMT -5
So if you haven't all noticed the name Freddie Krueger Mercury has the initials FKM.
I would've come around sooner but ol' 'thunder thighs' couldn't stand me anymore (Known aliases: RT, rolling thunder, rampant transvestite, redneck trucker, rectal thermometer, rabid toucher and also might be known as the owner of some generic soda with the name RT)!
So without further ado i will start making fun of different members of the board though remember this is playfully except towards RT and hookah who can kill themselves and overdose themselves respectfully for each person.
The main people i will playfully make fun of will be Rook, Melissia (though this may p*ss her off and rightly so) and The Refined Gentleman. I may include others but to a much lesser extent.
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Rook
You know i always find it funny a lot of people couldn't place rook. I know i could. There's one character in particular he reminds me of nearly exactly in fact.
I mean listen to some of his rants. Doesn't the one about technology making our mind soft and our bodies weak sound just like something Rook would say? There's some ridiculous dark humor and irony and madness to Mad Stan. It's like the audience cheers and/or laughs whenever a boring tame convention suddenly starts exploding everywhere. Funny thing is if i remember correctly he lives in a junkyard with a rottweiller attack dog in the episode with 'zeta' (the robot disguised as a human) which once again sounds like rook. I love how Mad Stan is blowing up a library in his very first episode too and i seemt o recall a scene (though probably incorrectly) where an old librarian lady was running away screaming from an exploding bunch of library shelves. How absolutely ridiculous and hilarious is an image like that to all of you? A person blowing up a library full of books of all things. It's like the last place anybody would expect to see get blown up. It's a place that people generally get bored of and ignore while using internet instead rather than have opinions so strong as to blow up or steal from. I mean what some thugs are going to steal books to sell secondhand somewhere and they're coming in armed with automatic weapons? Are you f**king serious?
Back to rook however i always pictured him in funny situations. For instance the world is ending and he has some underground fallout bunker in the form of a dusty shed that'd probably fall over with a fairly strong wind. He'd probably go inside and you see a rat and a scorpion fighting as the fight for survival is playing out on the very 10 foot by 10 foot floor of his shed in the form of their fighting. You then see rook salute to a picture of ronald reagan and then he opens up his pants so little rook can salute to him too. He then thinks of obama to have it fall flat again. He probably forgets scarlet and doesn't want to damage her so there's a sign written on glass with what seems to be a string inside. The sign itself reads: "Break in case of zombies, aliens, 2nd coming of jesus, mormons, ex-wife, left-wingers, liberals, mother-in-law, solicitors, the guv'ment and generally anything that makes rook feel threatened (being almost everything)" (i can also imagine some words are spelled incorrectly and some letters are written backwards). He then decides to be nice with scarlett (his oven mitt) and he then breaks the glass with his bare fist. Glass embedded into his hand he then pulls the string only for a bunch of guns to fall on top of him from a trap door overhead. Of course he then is buried under a room full of guns with scorpions stinging the sh*t out of him but he's rook so he's ok. Also just as a note his special curtain for masturbation is there as well.
I also can't help but remember way back when to the time rook said a supposed mob boss asked him to be his driver and the fact that rook reminds everybody of jason statham. Seriously we're just one asian girl away from his life being the f**king first 'transporter' movie. Of course he'd also be f**king her so i'm sure there'd be no complaints from him.
Also doesn't muttley from 'wacky races' remind anybody of rook? I'm fairly certain RT (may he burn in h*ll) also looks like dick dastardly. Of course if this was the case i think FFE's image would look like Penelope Pitstop which was one of the characters of my younger years of faptastic female characters i loved.
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Melissia
Oh ho ho ho melissia by the end of this you'll wish i butt f**ked you with a spiked metal d*ldo. That's how bad this is.
I like to imagine melissia is like the big foot or UFO pictures of warhammer forums. If there's a picture of her chances are it'll be heavily distorted and is actually a hairy guy in a costume (though we're still not sure if it's really her or not ;P). I remember thinking this when i once saw a picture of her which was insanely blurry and only showed her flipping off everybody. It's as if somebody is shouting, "OMG it's another melissia sighting!" We can only hope she isn't actually hairy or and with big feet like a big foot sighting. Still though her existence is tied to with lots of hoaxes i'm sure.
I also like to joke with friends that Melissia is a huge tsundere (basically an incredibly p*ssed off girl with a sweet side 5% of the time or less that she only shows to the people she really likes and often it's considered all 'tsun' and no 'dere' meaning the tsundere being referenced is just a complete b*tch ;P). "It's not like i killed you because i like you or anything, idiot!!!" Btw be sure to tease her about this endlessly because if i remember this p*sses her off like nothing else.
I mean i imagine melissia to have like a napoleon complex or you know short man syndrome. I imagine her to be like 4 feet and 8 inches. "I'm not little god d**n it! Stop treating me like a child! F**k you! F**k all of you!" The other thing she has that other tsunderes have from a picture i think i saw of her is a detail left better unsaid but i'll just say it's possibly like you'd imagine how a guy would feel if he had a small pen*s though different people like different things so whatever. That said the picture was a bit unrevealing so i could be way off. Still she seems to be compensating for something.
I sometimes find it weird when i think of everybody with parents like melissia probably acts all dorky and cute around her parents though probably not. I mean it's weird to think of some people with parents. I always imagined melissia was created from some sort of formless evil from another dimension like she was congealed evil made from an evil sludge (like that sludge/pollution monster from 'ferngully') that formed into human female form and became melissia. I also like to imagine when stabbed she shoots out a mist/spray of acid blood that would melt off your face if you observed it too closely. She probably also can reform herself when destroyed like the T-1000 from terminator 2. She just sort of looks like little metallic droplets that reform into a whole.
Some days i also find it funny melissia always talks about sexism and such almost to the extent of the lesbian that hates all men. Some day i'd just find it funny if she woke up with a pen*s. All of a sudden she wakes up with a boner and she's like, "What's that popping out of my....OMG I HAVE A BONER?!"
I would like to imagine emptyhat and melissia being a couple not because they'd be good together but because melissia would try to kill everything and emptyhat would question every single thing being done. Here's an example of their exchange of conversation. "But why do we kill?" 'Because killing is fun!' "Why do i want to have fun?"
Finally i like to imagine melissia's childhood and eventual hatred of men. Her dad is probably a huge redneck wife-beater and her mom was heavily beaten of course. She was born on their couch and he says something along the lines of, "D**n it i wanted a son! Throw her in the pit where we keep our pigs! Now get me a beer at least you won't fail like you did in childbirth! *beats wife with empty glass beer bottle while smoking cigarettes* Melissia then comes upon the pigs only to fight them and defeat their leader to become....Melissia....PIG QUEEN!!!!!! She learned from the pig people and was raised by them. The rest of her hatred of men and how she is now physically strong is history.
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The Refined Gentleman
He already knows what's coming as i already joked about this with him before.
Anyway look on this page for a picture of The Refined Gentleman.
commissar.proboards.com/thread/6426/pictures?page=182#page=166
Ah that's our good buddy The Refined Gentleman. Wait a second. OMG....OMFG!!!!
That's adam jensen from Deus Ex: Human Revolution!!! He's him! Holy S**t!!!
Ymmot gets all the attention for his art but nobody pays attention to The Refined Gentleman. "I never asked for this."
Even funnier his birth year actually comes pretty close to adam jensen's and adam's birthdate is fairly unknown considering his very obscure past.
This is all totally a conspiracy man.
I also find it funny that he's an angsty artist from britain. Dude totally i s**t you not! I can imagine him saying something like, "Here's my picture of a zebra that i painted all black. It reminds me of myself." Maybe he'd also say something like, "Here's my picture of a moo cow drinking blackness. I think it displays my opinion of barnyard animals quite nicely."
The Refined Gentleman is the angsty british artist that is secretly adam jensen here to save us from all the conspiracies man!!!
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Ymmot
This one will be shorter by a lot.
Do you guys ever think ymmot's favorite show was this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NdcNw4gOFU
Seriously the f**king Herculoids. I bet that was his absolutely favorite show. The cheese and hilarity of the opening them just get me every time i watch it. I can't help but laugh under my breath about the visuals and sound effects every time i watch it. This show is Ymmot's childhood without a doubt.
Speaking of The Herculoids i have to wonder if anybody else noticed in the original Johnny Quest just how much like a gay couple Race Bannon and Dr. Quest looked like together. I mean you see race bannon and brawny, hairy manly man and the quiet, reserved, timid and sophisticated Dr. Quest. Yeah i'm sure we all know who was the pitcher and who was the catcher in this. Also it makes sense why Race Bannon never settled with one of the many women he was with.
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Ok well i think that's about everything i wanted to make fun of. See you b*tches later!!! FKM OUT!!!!!
I would've come around sooner but ol' 'thunder thighs' couldn't stand me anymore (Known aliases: RT, rolling thunder, rampant transvestite, redneck trucker, rectal thermometer, rabid toucher and also might be known as the owner of some generic soda with the name RT)!
So without further ado i will start making fun of different members of the board though remember this is playfully except towards RT and hookah who can kill themselves and overdose themselves respectfully for each person.
The main people i will playfully make fun of will be Rook, Melissia (though this may p*ss her off and rightly so) and The Refined Gentleman. I may include others but to a much lesser extent.
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Rook
You know i always find it funny a lot of people couldn't place rook. I know i could. There's one character in particular he reminds me of nearly exactly in fact.
I mean listen to some of his rants. Doesn't the one about technology making our mind soft and our bodies weak sound just like something Rook would say? There's some ridiculous dark humor and irony and madness to Mad Stan. It's like the audience cheers and/or laughs whenever a boring tame convention suddenly starts exploding everywhere. Funny thing is if i remember correctly he lives in a junkyard with a rottweiller attack dog in the episode with 'zeta' (the robot disguised as a human) which once again sounds like rook. I love how Mad Stan is blowing up a library in his very first episode too and i seemt o recall a scene (though probably incorrectly) where an old librarian lady was running away screaming from an exploding bunch of library shelves. How absolutely ridiculous and hilarious is an image like that to all of you? A person blowing up a library full of books of all things. It's like the last place anybody would expect to see get blown up. It's a place that people generally get bored of and ignore while using internet instead rather than have opinions so strong as to blow up or steal from. I mean what some thugs are going to steal books to sell secondhand somewhere and they're coming in armed with automatic weapons? Are you f**king serious?
Back to rook however i always pictured him in funny situations. For instance the world is ending and he has some underground fallout bunker in the form of a dusty shed that'd probably fall over with a fairly strong wind. He'd probably go inside and you see a rat and a scorpion fighting as the fight for survival is playing out on the very 10 foot by 10 foot floor of his shed in the form of their fighting. You then see rook salute to a picture of ronald reagan and then he opens up his pants so little rook can salute to him too. He then thinks of obama to have it fall flat again. He probably forgets scarlet and doesn't want to damage her so there's a sign written on glass with what seems to be a string inside. The sign itself reads: "Break in case of zombies, aliens, 2nd coming of jesus, mormons, ex-wife, left-wingers, liberals, mother-in-law, solicitors, the guv'ment and generally anything that makes rook feel threatened (being almost everything)" (i can also imagine some words are spelled incorrectly and some letters are written backwards). He then decides to be nice with scarlett (his oven mitt) and he then breaks the glass with his bare fist. Glass embedded into his hand he then pulls the string only for a bunch of guns to fall on top of him from a trap door overhead. Of course he then is buried under a room full of guns with scorpions stinging the sh*t out of him but he's rook so he's ok. Also just as a note his special curtain for masturbation is there as well.
I also can't help but remember way back when to the time rook said a supposed mob boss asked him to be his driver and the fact that rook reminds everybody of jason statham. Seriously we're just one asian girl away from his life being the f**king first 'transporter' movie. Of course he'd also be f**king her so i'm sure there'd be no complaints from him.
Also doesn't muttley from 'wacky races' remind anybody of rook? I'm fairly certain RT (may he burn in h*ll) also looks like dick dastardly. Of course if this was the case i think FFE's image would look like Penelope Pitstop which was one of the characters of my younger years of faptastic female characters i loved.
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Melissia
Oh ho ho ho melissia by the end of this you'll wish i butt f**ked you with a spiked metal d*ldo. That's how bad this is.
I like to imagine melissia is like the big foot or UFO pictures of warhammer forums. If there's a picture of her chances are it'll be heavily distorted and is actually a hairy guy in a costume (though we're still not sure if it's really her or not ;P). I remember thinking this when i once saw a picture of her which was insanely blurry and only showed her flipping off everybody. It's as if somebody is shouting, "OMG it's another melissia sighting!" We can only hope she isn't actually hairy or and with big feet like a big foot sighting. Still though her existence is tied to with lots of hoaxes i'm sure.
I also like to joke with friends that Melissia is a huge tsundere (basically an incredibly p*ssed off girl with a sweet side 5% of the time or less that she only shows to the people she really likes and often it's considered all 'tsun' and no 'dere' meaning the tsundere being referenced is just a complete b*tch ;P). "It's not like i killed you because i like you or anything, idiot!!!" Btw be sure to tease her about this endlessly because if i remember this p*sses her off like nothing else.
I mean i imagine melissia to have like a napoleon complex or you know short man syndrome. I imagine her to be like 4 feet and 8 inches. "I'm not little god d**n it! Stop treating me like a child! F**k you! F**k all of you!" The other thing she has that other tsunderes have from a picture i think i saw of her is a detail left better unsaid but i'll just say it's possibly like you'd imagine how a guy would feel if he had a small pen*s though different people like different things so whatever. That said the picture was a bit unrevealing so i could be way off. Still she seems to be compensating for something.
I sometimes find it weird when i think of everybody with parents like melissia probably acts all dorky and cute around her parents though probably not. I mean it's weird to think of some people with parents. I always imagined melissia was created from some sort of formless evil from another dimension like she was congealed evil made from an evil sludge (like that sludge/pollution monster from 'ferngully') that formed into human female form and became melissia. I also like to imagine when stabbed she shoots out a mist/spray of acid blood that would melt off your face if you observed it too closely. She probably also can reform herself when destroyed like the T-1000 from terminator 2. She just sort of looks like little metallic droplets that reform into a whole.
Some days i also find it funny melissia always talks about sexism and such almost to the extent of the lesbian that hates all men. Some day i'd just find it funny if she woke up with a pen*s. All of a sudden she wakes up with a boner and she's like, "What's that popping out of my....OMG I HAVE A BONER?!"
I would like to imagine emptyhat and melissia being a couple not because they'd be good together but because melissia would try to kill everything and emptyhat would question every single thing being done. Here's an example of their exchange of conversation. "But why do we kill?" 'Because killing is fun!' "Why do i want to have fun?"
Finally i like to imagine melissia's childhood and eventual hatred of men. Her dad is probably a huge redneck wife-beater and her mom was heavily beaten of course. She was born on their couch and he says something along the lines of, "D**n it i wanted a son! Throw her in the pit where we keep our pigs! Now get me a beer at least you won't fail like you did in childbirth! *beats wife with empty glass beer bottle while smoking cigarettes* Melissia then comes upon the pigs only to fight them and defeat their leader to become....Melissia....PIG QUEEN!!!!!! She learned from the pig people and was raised by them. The rest of her hatred of men and how she is now physically strong is history.
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The Refined Gentleman
He already knows what's coming as i already joked about this with him before.
Anyway look on this page for a picture of The Refined Gentleman.
commissar.proboards.com/thread/6426/pictures?page=182#page=166
Ah that's our good buddy The Refined Gentleman. Wait a second. OMG....OMFG!!!!
That's adam jensen from Deus Ex: Human Revolution!!! He's him! Holy S**t!!!
Ymmot gets all the attention for his art but nobody pays attention to The Refined Gentleman. "I never asked for this."
Even funnier his birth year actually comes pretty close to adam jensen's and adam's birthdate is fairly unknown considering his very obscure past.
This is all totally a conspiracy man.
I also find it funny that he's an angsty artist from britain. Dude totally i s**t you not! I can imagine him saying something like, "Here's my picture of a zebra that i painted all black. It reminds me of myself." Maybe he'd also say something like, "Here's my picture of a moo cow drinking blackness. I think it displays my opinion of barnyard animals quite nicely."
The Refined Gentleman is the angsty british artist that is secretly adam jensen here to save us from all the conspiracies man!!!
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Ymmot
This one will be shorter by a lot.
Do you guys ever think ymmot's favorite show was this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NdcNw4gOFU
Seriously the f**king Herculoids. I bet that was his absolutely favorite show. The cheese and hilarity of the opening them just get me every time i watch it. I can't help but laugh under my breath about the visuals and sound effects every time i watch it. This show is Ymmot's childhood without a doubt.
Speaking of The Herculoids i have to wonder if anybody else noticed in the original Johnny Quest just how much like a gay couple Race Bannon and Dr. Quest looked like together. I mean you see race bannon and brawny, hairy manly man and the quiet, reserved, timid and sophisticated Dr. Quest. Yeah i'm sure we all know who was the pitcher and who was the catcher in this. Also it makes sense why Race Bannon never settled with one of the many women he was with.
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Ok well i think that's about everything i wanted to make fun of. See you b*tches later!!! FKM OUT!!!!!
