Post by flamingkillamajig on Feb 6, 2012 6:35:32 GMT -5
I don't think i saw all of them but most were fairly plain this time around.
There was only one or two good ones with the apocalypse one being one of the best. It had the mayan calendar in the newspaper, twinkies, a crashed alien spaceship and even an asteroid impact. Then they drive to an area to find out that chevy trucks still run after the apocalypse. It was pretty cute i think.
They had a stupid one with a little boy trying to pee somewhere and eventually just doing it in the pool. I can't even remember what they were trying to sell.
There was a gum commercial or similar with some acrobatic dude which seemed cool but once again i don't know how it related beyond one side of the gum pumping you up and the other relaxing you. I don't know they could've represented mint flavor better somehow. Then again i don't know how to sell gum so whatever.
We had 3 polar bear coke commercials mostly being stupid.
We had one coke commercial joking that some guy advertising pepsi was buying coke and won a lifetime supply of coke and he'd be famous which was somewhat funny.
There was a commercial about motor city getting back on its feet and the only thing worthwhile about the commercial itself was it was voiced by clint eastwood which instantly makes anything he's in badass even if he's selling toothpaste or eyeliner or shades (he could've used a pair with all the squinting he used to do).
There was also a commercial talking about GE power and it seemed ok and then halfway through it starts talking about beer as if the commercial was fucking hijacked by the beer terrorists. It ended up being a combined commercial i guess. Usually an electric company and beer don't seem to go together like peanut butter and jelly to me.
We also get a commercial that basically shows a bunch of human wastes of space presenting an animal shelter rescue dog and how they abuse their ownership of it by having the poor little dog fetch unlimited beers for them while they party, act like douchebags or sluts, fuck around, act like retards and be lazier than any human ever should. I know people probably laughed at it but you have a poor little dog fetching more beer for people than anybody ever should. I think they named the dog either some superbowl name to mean fetch or some sexual innuendo. Either way these are horrible people and they're a blight on this planet.
We have a seinfeld commercial which references seinfeld episodes and has a zipline in one part. The zipline itself was cool as well as jay leno with a jetpack but the rest i don't know.
I think they also had jay leno and madonna in a commercial for some odd reason together and i don't know the point of that.
We get a stupid commercial about some king who was some famous person i can't remember and some black female singer. The commercial itself was stupid and had no point with her saying pepsi was for everybody rather than just her and the king. She then throws him in the trap-door dungeon with flavor flav (or however the hell you say his name) and he made the commercial one step up from horrible with his presence and laugh alone.
We have an m&m's commercial which didn't say much more than an m&m looked naked because it's outer shell was the same color as its inside. Then the red m&m takes it as a nude party and gets naked. I don't know the point of having a new m&m or what flavor of the month they're going for this time but i'm not really interested.
They had a shaving commercial with 3 dudes looking at some hot chicks and only the guy that the commercial started with actually looked really good whereas the rest were meh esp. the other white guy.
There was a beer commercial about some type of platinum light beer going through a factory or something.
There was also that cancer therapy commercial that runs normally that ran during the superbowl and must be fairly old now.
We have a fight scene commercial which once again shows stars and doesn't seem to make sense and i think they were going to be in a show together. It then ends with them breaking into a bedroom and betty white no less is there play-acting the hot woman in a bath robe. I'm unsure at times whether to not like betty white or love her. She's the only golden girl i managed to like when i was younger and forced to watch a bunch of old batty complaining women bitching about their age and how stupid all their dead husbands were. To me she was the one shining ray of hope in there because she was fun and she played the stupid one.
Apparently the idea of most commercials seems to be avoid the issue and throw money for a commercial's creation and put lack of thought into it and throw more money of it so it can be played during the superbowl. Also you need stars from tv. It doesn't have to make sense why they're there but if you can afford them you need to throw them in. It's a law tv stars and well known people make everything 100 times better.
There was only one or two good ones with the apocalypse one being one of the best. It had the mayan calendar in the newspaper, twinkies, a crashed alien spaceship and even an asteroid impact. Then they drive to an area to find out that chevy trucks still run after the apocalypse. It was pretty cute i think.
They had a stupid one with a little boy trying to pee somewhere and eventually just doing it in the pool. I can't even remember what they were trying to sell.
There was a gum commercial or similar with some acrobatic dude which seemed cool but once again i don't know how it related beyond one side of the gum pumping you up and the other relaxing you. I don't know they could've represented mint flavor better somehow. Then again i don't know how to sell gum so whatever.
We had 3 polar bear coke commercials mostly being stupid.
We had one coke commercial joking that some guy advertising pepsi was buying coke and won a lifetime supply of coke and he'd be famous which was somewhat funny.
There was a commercial about motor city getting back on its feet and the only thing worthwhile about the commercial itself was it was voiced by clint eastwood which instantly makes anything he's in badass even if he's selling toothpaste or eyeliner or shades (he could've used a pair with all the squinting he used to do).
There was also a commercial talking about GE power and it seemed ok and then halfway through it starts talking about beer as if the commercial was fucking hijacked by the beer terrorists. It ended up being a combined commercial i guess. Usually an electric company and beer don't seem to go together like peanut butter and jelly to me.
We also get a commercial that basically shows a bunch of human wastes of space presenting an animal shelter rescue dog and how they abuse their ownership of it by having the poor little dog fetch unlimited beers for them while they party, act like douchebags or sluts, fuck around, act like retards and be lazier than any human ever should. I know people probably laughed at it but you have a poor little dog fetching more beer for people than anybody ever should. I think they named the dog either some superbowl name to mean fetch or some sexual innuendo. Either way these are horrible people and they're a blight on this planet.
We have a seinfeld commercial which references seinfeld episodes and has a zipline in one part. The zipline itself was cool as well as jay leno with a jetpack but the rest i don't know.
I think they also had jay leno and madonna in a commercial for some odd reason together and i don't know the point of that.
We get a stupid commercial about some king who was some famous person i can't remember and some black female singer. The commercial itself was stupid and had no point with her saying pepsi was for everybody rather than just her and the king. She then throws him in the trap-door dungeon with flavor flav (or however the hell you say his name) and he made the commercial one step up from horrible with his presence and laugh alone.
We have an m&m's commercial which didn't say much more than an m&m looked naked because it's outer shell was the same color as its inside. Then the red m&m takes it as a nude party and gets naked. I don't know the point of having a new m&m or what flavor of the month they're going for this time but i'm not really interested.
They had a shaving commercial with 3 dudes looking at some hot chicks and only the guy that the commercial started with actually looked really good whereas the rest were meh esp. the other white guy.
There was a beer commercial about some type of platinum light beer going through a factory or something.
There was also that cancer therapy commercial that runs normally that ran during the superbowl and must be fairly old now.
We have a fight scene commercial which once again shows stars and doesn't seem to make sense and i think they were going to be in a show together. It then ends with them breaking into a bedroom and betty white no less is there play-acting the hot woman in a bath robe. I'm unsure at times whether to not like betty white or love her. She's the only golden girl i managed to like when i was younger and forced to watch a bunch of old batty complaining women bitching about their age and how stupid all their dead husbands were. To me she was the one shining ray of hope in there because she was fun and she played the stupid one.
Apparently the idea of most commercials seems to be avoid the issue and throw money for a commercial's creation and put lack of thought into it and throw more money of it so it can be played during the superbowl. Also you need stars from tv. It doesn't have to make sense why they're there but if you can afford them you need to throw them in. It's a law tv stars and well known people make everything 100 times better.